February 2010
43 posts
January 2010
25 posts
We used to talk like this much more often.
Jait: can we ask kevin and annie on a double date?
Grace: we should, i miss them
15 minutes
Jait: WE REALLY SHOULD
Grace: NO FOR REAL
Grace: I AM NOT FUCKING KIDDING
Jait: IM 100% IN EVEN IF IT INVOLVES KIDNAPPING
Jait: LETS JUST SHOW UP AT THEIR APARTMENT
Grace: I WILL BREAK THEIR WINDOWS I SWEAR TO GOD
Jait: WE'LL SCOPE OUT THE SCENE TO CHECK IF THEY HAVE SLOMIN SHIELD I CANT GO BACK TO THE CLINK
Grace: THAT WAS MY FAULT THE FIRST TIME AGAIN I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT IT WAS MY BAD
Jait: LOOK WE SHOULD HAVE DISCUSSED THE CODE WORD MORE OK ITS NO ONES FAULT
Grace: OKAY SO I WILL BREAK THE WINDOWS FIRST BUT THAT ALSO MEANS I GET TO SPOON WITH THEM FIRST ARE YOU OKAY WITH THAT
Grace: I KNOW HOW YOU LONG FOR HUMAN TOUCH AFTER YOUR TIME IN THE SLAMMER
Jait: THATS COOL I'LL USE THAT TIME TO TRY ON ALL OF THEIR CLOTHING
Jait: WAIT WE SHOULD GO IN DRSSED LIKE THEM
Grace: OKAY OKAY
Jait: SO IF THEY WAKE UP TOO SOON THEY WILL JUST THINK ITS THEM
Grace: I'LL BRING MY FOG MACHINE SO THEY THINK THEY'RE DREAMING
Grace: OKAY I GOTTA GO EAT SOMETHING OUT OF THE DUMPSTER BUT I'LL SEE YOU LATER
Grace: SHOT I'M DRESSING LIKE TALL KEVIN
7/17/08
Lizzie: my mom is a ridic human being.. wonderful but ridic
Lizzie: and was talking about how she was going to take tomorrow off to go to home goods and hopefully find me a "nice black friend"
"...but I might sell it."
7/16/08
Caitlyn: so how bout those politics
Grace: abortion!
Caitlyn: i secretly want to have children one day but not get fat
Grace: so why don't i just get pregnant and give you my baby in return for personal training
Caitlyn: listen if you get pregnant i'll take your baby
Caitlyn: but i might sell it
I miss working with Tom.
7/16/08
Tom: are you against walking
Tom: or do you think its affecting my productivity?
Tom: i can walk the other way
Tom: and not through your office
Tom: or, you can keep adding little marks next to my name in your little notebook
Grace: you have over fifteen walk-throughs today
Tom: i knew it
Tom: ive been trying so hard to be helpful, i helped you and christina, and mike today and all i get is criticism, threats
Tom: intimations of betrayal
Tom: im not sure i can handle anymore
Tom: its all just too much
Grace: all i said
Grace: is that you have been walking around a lot
7/11/08
Caitlyn: i got attacked by a bird this morning
Caitlyn: then a guy ran over a squirrel on his bike about 5 feet from me
Grace: oh wow did it die?
Caitlyn: no it was thrown into the air and flipped then landed on its feet like a cat and scampered off
Caitlyn: i literally just started screaming
“I think I want to be single forever.”
– Me, 7/9/08. Guess I’m really living that dream.
I fell while roller dancing.
7/3/08
Grace: ohhh let's get drunk and i'll show you my butt!
Lizzie: YAY ok
This is how we change topics.
7/1/08
Caitlyn: craigslist steve sent me a text message at 4am that said he wants to be friends with me forever because i'm funny and beautiful
Caitlyn: honestly i am glad that he mentioned my looks as a reason to be my friend
Grace: hahahah
Grace: i hate soy milk
(2 hours later)
Caitlyn: i lose all work motivation by this time of day
Grace: me too i was doing really well this morning
Caitlyn: i hate salad dressing
“Anyway, don’t trust anyone over 25.”
– Tom, 6/30/08
Still true.
6/27/08
Caitlyn: i want to become a bartender so i can look at peoples licenses
Grace: yeah i want to be a bartender at a place where the men are rich and don't like big breasts
We went to a roller disco.
6/27/08
Grace: i still have to buy my socks and spanky pants
Grace: and i foolishly left all of my thongs at home
Grace: this is going to be an expensive party
Caitlyn: haha why
Grace: i have to buy a ridiculous outfit, underpants, and enough alcohol to make me dance on rollerskates and think i look cool
Caitlyn: ive got gin
Grace: i told bill that i am bringing a posse
Grace: he was like well so am i
Grace: and then we both started snapping like west side story
6/26/08
Caitlyn: im drinking hot chocolate bc there was no coffee
Grace: i am wearing a shirt that says "hustlerz: money is not an i$$ue" because i'm freezing
I just cried laughing at this.
6/24/08
Grace: so i went on a hot date last night
Caitlyn: with brandt? or with your british lova
Grace: haha no with brandt
Grace: we went to the movie in bryant park
Grace: he brought sandwiches and bananas
Caitlyn: i wish the british guy had also been there
Caitlyn: and been like
Grace: WHAT'S ALL THIS!?
Caitlyn: GRAYCE
Grace: STEP IN TIME!
Caitlyn: WHA A ELL AH YOU DOON
Caitlyn: WHOS THIS LAD
Grace: standing there clutching his box of pimms
Caitlyn: PIP PIP
Caitlyn: THESE AH MY PIMMS
I used to be in love with him.
6/23/08
Matt: Ever farted and it smelled so much like something you ate earlier that it almost made you hungry?
Grace: wow
Grace: i can't say i have
Matt: yeah, me either
6/20/08
Grace: widget making needs propagation constantly, so for her to be asking me to propagate every two minutes is retarded
Tom: can you be more sensitive, retardation is a condition
Grace: sorry
Tom: we need to all work together for a kinder and gentler nabbr
Tom: that is accepting of all people
Gregory decided to come after all.
6/20/08
Gregory: so did you get the full or the half keg?
Grace: haha i think we're just going to get cases of beer, but we'll see
Gregory: ahhh. did you put my crew on the guestlist?
Grace: ooo who's in your crew?
Gregory: boneDog
Gregory: hairry-Toe
Gregory: gorilla-boy
Gregory: sheela-mexikhan
Gregory: tony tim-tob
Gregory: charlie cadillac
Gregory: Annette from Garden City
(4 hours later)
Gregory: grace do you have an elevator at your place?
Grace: hell no
Gregory: what floor are you on?
Grace: 3rd
Gregory: woah
Gregory: how is my sister supposed to come to the party....
Gregory: she needs STA to buildings
Gregory: ( Siamese Twin Access )
I know how to throw a party.
6/17/08
Grace: gregory you have to come to the party
Gregory: its a pretty conflicted date for me - mermaid parade and all..
Grace: fine i guess we'll have to cancel then
Grace: i'll just throw out my jello jigglers
